The beach shuttle saves you from what could be classified as an Olympic-worthy hill climb, though ambitious souls can attempt the 15-minute descent (just remember what goes down must come up). With only 17 rooms, you're more likely to spot a rare Saint Lucian parrot than a crowd. The bedroom-only AC suggests the resort believes in natural ventilation and character building. They're refreshingly upfront about their 15% tax - a rare moment of fiscal clarity in the Caribbean's murky world of resort fees. Any dreams of a romantic moonlit stroll to an outside restaurant should be replaced with taxi numbers - unless your idea of adventure includes unplanned jungle navigation. Some questionable lighting and furnishings.