The food situation plays hard to get - breakfast buffet flirts with excellence while lunch and dinner play hide and seek with pre-packaged sushi. The Lava Restaurant next door offers salvation but at high prices. The entire property is one giant hot tub with rooms attached, and accessibility rates a surprising 7/10 - apparently mineral water floats all boats. Kids under 2 are banned from the lagoons, presumably because they haven't signed the mineral content waiver yet. Nespresso in rooms suggests they know their priorities: caffeination before mineralization. Note there’s a close by geothermal power plant, but does not really impact the views, as the hotel is oriented in the opposite direction.